1 00:00:00,517 --> 00:00:02,450 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:02,485 --> 00:00:05,833 Huh. You know, at first it was pretty hard letting go of Devin. 3 00:00:05,867 --> 00:00:07,248 Yeah, I know what you mean. 4 00:00:07,283 --> 00:00:08,836 Wait, who's Devin again? 5 00:00:08,870 --> 00:00:10,769 - Shut up. - Devin, Devin, Devin. 6 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:12,322 Oh you mean that little moocher that used to live here? 7 00:00:12,357 --> 00:00:14,773 Oh he still lives here but 8 00:00:14,807 --> 00:00:17,258 with him away at college and Ebony off with her friends... 9 00:00:17,293 --> 00:00:19,812 - for the weekend. - Ebony, Ebony, hm. 10 00:00:20,572 --> 00:00:22,160 Stop it, Tony. 11 00:00:22,194 --> 00:00:24,541 I'm serious, Lisa. We have the house to ourselves 12 00:00:24,576 --> 00:00:26,509 for a much needed adults-only weekend. 13 00:00:26,543 --> 00:00:30,271 I don't want to hear the words Devin, Ebony, Essence or Jet again. 14 00:00:30,306 --> 00:00:33,274 Heh, yeah it is nice having one 15 00:00:33,309 --> 00:00:34,517 weekend without the kids. 16 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:35,863 Hell yeah it is. 17 00:00:35,897 --> 00:00:37,934 And you know what I'm most excited about? 18 00:00:37,968 --> 00:00:41,179 That we can do anything we want in any room we want? 19 00:00:41,213 --> 00:00:42,387 Nope. 20 00:00:42,421 --> 00:00:44,354 That we can be as loud as we want? 21 00:00:44,389 --> 00:00:46,529 - Nope. - Okay, then what? 22 00:00:46,563 --> 00:00:48,117 How much money we gonna save. 23 00:00:48,151 --> 00:00:51,120 Ooh, forget a vacation. I'm all about the staycation. 24 00:00:51,154 --> 00:00:52,328 [Laughter] - Tony! - What? 25 00:00:52,362 --> 00:00:55,055 I'm over here tryin' to be all romantic and 26 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:58,023 flirty, and you just over here thinkin about money. 27 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,749 It's called multi-tasking, Lisa. 28 00:00:59,783 --> 00:01:01,544 Saving money gets me excited. 29 00:01:01,578 --> 00:01:05,617 Mm, I'm kinda worried that our romantic life is a bit stale lately. 30 00:01:05,651 --> 00:01:07,826 - Yeah because of the kids. - You sure? 31 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:11,761 Because I've read that this happens in long-term relationships. 32 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:14,004 But one way to spice it up would 33 00:01:14,039 --> 00:01:15,765 - be to - Put a pole up? 34 00:01:15,799 --> 00:01:17,215 Hell, no. 35 00:01:17,249 --> 00:01:20,701 Come on, Lisa. I got a jar full of pennies. I can make it hail. 36 00:01:20,735 --> 00:01:22,427 And I can create a drought. 37 00:01:22,461 --> 00:01:23,393 [Audience laughter] 38 00:01:23,428 --> 00:01:25,223 Never mind. I'll take a rain check. 39 00:01:25,257 --> 00:01:27,639 I was going to suggest a little role-playing. 40 00:01:27,673 --> 00:01:29,882 Oh okay, okay. Let's start tonight. 41 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:32,540 Okay, I will be the handsome, strapping husband 42 00:01:32,575 --> 00:01:34,991 and you can be the desperate housewife that just happens to have 43 00:01:35,025 --> 00:01:36,303 a couple kids out of town for the weekend. 44 00:01:36,337 --> 00:01:37,856 Ooh I'm not mad at that. 45 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,755 - Mm hm. Mmm. - Mm mm hm hm hm. 46 00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:43,413 [Yawning] 47 00:01:43,448 --> 00:01:46,658 Cause you know, you know we have the whole weekend to, to role-play. 48 00:01:46,692 --> 00:01:49,109 Yeah. Yeah let's just get some rest. 49 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:53,354 Save our energy up for tomorrow cause I'm a wear you out, okay? 50 00:01:53,389 --> 00:01:54,666 [Laughter] 51 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:55,977 I will. 52 00:01:56,012 --> 00:01:57,634 A you know what? I'm gonna be pretty good at the actin' thing 53 00:01:57,669 --> 00:02:00,672 cause back in the day I go offered to be a stand-in 54 00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:01,880 for Cuba Gooding Jr. 55 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,192 In which movie, 56 00:02:03,226 --> 00:02:04,331 Radio? 57 00:02:04,365 --> 00:02:05,746 [Audience laughter] - Alright, that's not funny. 58 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:07,161 I like the french fries. 59 00:02:07,196 --> 00:02:08,093 [Theme Music] 60 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,991 ♪ Woke up and my wife said to me ♪ 61 00:02:10,026 --> 00:02:12,270 ♪ The bill collectors want their fees ♪ 62 00:02:12,304 --> 00:02:14,513 ♪ The kids keep talkin' back to me ♪ 63 00:02:14,548 --> 00:02:16,274 ♪ Family Time 64 00:02:16,550 --> 00:02:18,379 ♪ Family Time ♪ Family Time 65 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:20,036 ♪ Family Time 66 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:21,796 ♪ Oah ho ho hoa yeah 67 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:23,936 [Instrumental Music] 68 00:02:23,971 --> 00:02:25,662 Cabana boy, 69 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,940 Cabana boy, where are you? 70 00:02:27,975 --> 00:02:30,391 Si, Señora Stallworth. 71 00:02:30,426 --> 00:02:33,394 Ooh Tony, look at you lookin' all cute in your little shorts 72 00:02:33,429 --> 00:02:34,982 and your cabana boy shirt. 73 00:02:35,016 --> 00:02:36,535 Ah ah ah, not Tony. 74 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:38,158 Me llamo es Antonio. 75 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,470 Oh okay. Well Antonio, 76 00:02:40,505 --> 00:02:43,059 my glass is empty and I'm a little parched. 77 00:02:43,093 --> 00:02:44,267 More champagne please. 78 00:02:44,302 --> 00:02:46,442 [Latin accent] I shall pour you another pronto. 79 00:02:46,476 --> 00:02:49,134 And when you're done I'm going to need something that's 80 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,722 not on the menu. 81 00:02:50,756 --> 00:02:54,346 Mm. How about a spicy Quesa-Lisa 82 00:02:54,381 --> 00:02:56,348 covered in a tasty Tony-viche? 83 00:02:56,383 --> 00:02:58,661 [Audience laughter] Oh, well okay. 84 00:02:58,695 --> 00:03:00,421 Ew ah ah wait a a I just got this job. 85 00:03:00,456 --> 00:03:01,422 I ain't tryin' to lose my benefits. 86 00:03:01,457 --> 00:03:02,354 Tony! 87 00:03:02,389 --> 00:03:03,597 Oh, role-playing. Right, I'm sorry. 88 00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:04,494 [Clears throat] 89 00:03:04,529 --> 00:03:07,152 - Okay, eh I'm a little hot - Mm. 90 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,188 - and bothered. - Oah. 91 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,017 Well let me cool you off, Señora. 92 00:03:10,051 --> 00:03:12,192 Aaah, perfect. 93 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,987 And when you're done maybe you can help me put on some sunscreen 94 00:03:15,022 --> 00:03:16,334 so I can skinny dip. 95 00:03:16,368 --> 00:03:17,507 Well hell to the yeah. 96 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:18,474 I mean a 97 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:20,545 [Latin accent] It would be my pleasure. 98 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:23,133 Now I know I may lose my job for this but 99 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:23,962 [Tony's normal voice] why don't you pop that top off 100 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,032 so we can get this thing crackin'? 101 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:27,103 Thought you'd never ask. [Tony smirking] 102 00:03:27,137 --> 00:03:29,209 Ooh, hello hello. 103 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:30,106 I hope I'm not interrupting. 104 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:31,452 As a matter of fact you are. 105 00:03:31,487 --> 00:03:33,730 Tony I thought I told you to put a lock on the gate. 106 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:35,698 I told Antonio to do it. He got distracted. 107 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:36,768 [Audience laughter] 108 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,079 I can't tell when you're joking. 109 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:39,529 Should I go? Am I interrupting? 110 00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:42,014 You're already here. Now what you want, blocker? 111 00:03:42,049 --> 00:03:44,293 This is so important. Have you heard what's been going on? 112 00:03:44,327 --> 00:03:47,019 What? Annoying neighbors barging in the backyard without being invited? 113 00:03:47,054 --> 00:03:48,055 [Audience laughter] 114 00:03:48,089 --> 00:03:49,539 That happened to you too? 115 00:03:49,574 --> 00:03:50,782 The Johnsons, 116 00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:53,923 so intrusive. No manners, right. Anyhoo, 117 00:03:53,957 --> 00:03:55,442 have you heard about the neighborhood break-ins? 118 00:03:55,476 --> 00:03:57,582 No. What exactly is going on? 119 00:03:57,616 --> 00:04:00,585 There have been neighborhood break-ins? 120 00:04:00,619 --> 00:04:02,000 Here. 121 00:04:02,587 --> 00:04:03,588 That's it? 122 00:04:03,622 --> 00:04:05,279 - Uh. - You coulda sent that in a text. 123 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:07,833 No, this is important. I knew I needed to come in person. 124 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:09,732 Okay, well thank you for the information light-bright, 125 00:04:09,766 --> 00:04:11,527 now make like Michael Jackson and beat it. 126 00:04:11,561 --> 00:04:12,700 [Audience laughter] 127 00:04:12,735 --> 00:04:15,220 Oh pop culture reference. I got you. Right back at you. 128 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,567 I do more of a Sade shimmy mind you. Oh, 129 00:04:17,602 --> 00:04:19,328 look out for that smooth criminal. 130 00:04:19,362 --> 00:04:20,329 [Audience laughter] 131 00:04:20,363 --> 00:04:22,227 Can I get um one mimosa before I 132 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,504 Get on, kick rocks! 133 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:25,023 [Audience laughter] Fair enough. 134 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:27,991 Now, where were we? Oh yes, how could I forget. 135 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:30,304 Yeah. Just make sure Antonio puts a lock on the gate first. 136 00:04:30,339 --> 00:04:31,201 Pronto. 137 00:04:31,754 --> 00:04:36,586 [Instrumental Music] 138 00:04:36,621 --> 00:04:39,486 Doctor, you wanted to see me? 139 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,556 Ooh hm. 140 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:42,489 Yes a a I'm glad that you came into my office 141 00:04:42,523 --> 00:04:46,320 because I wanted to discuss your promotion to headnurse. 142 00:04:46,355 --> 00:04:48,046 [Audience laughter] 143 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,496 Do you accept? 144 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:52,982 Well only if you allow me to take your temperature first? 145 00:04:53,016 --> 00:04:55,743 Oah, how about I take your temperature with my mouth-ometer? 146 00:04:55,778 --> 00:04:57,331 Followed by some physical therapy. 147 00:04:57,366 --> 00:05:00,023 Ooh, we work together, doctor. That is so inappropriate. 148 00:05:00,058 --> 00:05:01,611 Not in the Stallworth hospital. 149 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:02,819 [Giggling] 150 00:05:02,854 --> 00:05:04,821 - Hellooo. - Hellooo. 151 00:05:04,856 --> 00:05:05,650 [In unison] Hello! 152 00:05:05,684 --> 00:05:07,479 Oh, no! 153 00:05:07,721 --> 00:05:08,860 What the hell? 154 00:05:08,894 --> 00:05:11,518 My sentiments exactly. What the hell are you doing? 155 00:05:11,552 --> 00:05:13,589 Tony and I were just you know, 156 00:05:13,623 --> 00:05:15,038 Bein' grown. 157 00:05:15,073 --> 00:05:17,800 Now what the hell y'all want, Princess frog and Hellboy? 158 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:19,974 [Audience laughter] 159 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:22,908 Very funny, Grey's Afatomy. 160 00:05:22,943 --> 00:05:24,116 [Audience laughter] 161 00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:25,739 Now what you two scarecrows want? 162 00:05:25,773 --> 00:05:29,087 We want to know why you are dressed like a doctor? 163 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,745 Yeah, cause you can't even spell MD. 164 00:05:31,779 --> 00:05:34,610 And I hope you don't think you gonna get your big head in our picture? 165 00:05:34,644 --> 00:05:35,542 [In unison] What picture? 166 00:05:35,921 --> 00:05:37,992 For our parents' anniversary, we decided to recreate a picture 167 00:05:38,027 --> 00:05:39,339 from our childhood Halloween. 168 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,892 I text you about this, Lisa. 169 00:05:40,926 --> 00:05:43,446 Wait, wait, wait, aren't your baby pictures scary enough? 170 00:05:43,481 --> 00:05:44,965 [Laughter] 171 00:05:44,999 --> 00:05:47,277 Alright, I would hit you with a comeback but it looks like 172 00:05:47,312 --> 00:05:49,141 your mirror already got the last laugh. 173 00:05:49,176 --> 00:05:50,177 [Laughter] 174 00:05:50,211 --> 00:05:53,180 Look guys, we were so cute, Tony. 175 00:05:53,214 --> 00:05:55,251 I was a little princess 176 00:05:55,285 --> 00:05:57,495 Rachel was the devil, 177 00:05:57,529 --> 00:06:01,568 and my baby sister was aw slightly less-sexy nurse. 178 00:06:01,602 --> 00:06:03,017 I was? 179 00:06:03,052 --> 00:06:04,329 I was! 180 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,297 Yes I was and that is the only reason I'm dressed like 181 00:06:07,332 --> 00:06:08,126 this right now. 182 00:06:08,506 --> 00:06:10,542 Right? Okay Tony, why are you dressed like a doctor? 183 00:06:10,577 --> 00:06:12,820 - Mm hm. - I'm actually dressed like a veterinarian cause I knew 184 00:06:12,855 --> 00:06:14,339 that you two Great Danes was comin' over. 185 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,030 [Dog barking sounds] 186 00:06:16,065 --> 00:06:17,342 - You know what? - Whatever. 187 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,345 Just take the picture Dr. Stankenstein. 188 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,519 [Audience laughter] 189 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:22,968 - Where, Lori? - A what what? - Alright. Alright. 190 00:06:23,003 --> 00:06:24,384 - What am I doing? - You were on the left. 191 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,661 - Show me your face. - Yes, like this. - Alright. 192 00:06:25,695 --> 00:06:27,214 - Okay, wait a minute. Let me fix my - Smile. 193 00:06:27,248 --> 00:06:28,491 - Alright, pick up your paws. - Wait a minute. Let me... 194 00:06:28,526 --> 00:06:30,148 - I don't wanna, wait! Don't oh - Mm hm. 195 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,874 - Bark one time. - But wait- [Sighs] 196 00:06:31,908 --> 00:06:33,669 [Barking sounds] Why do you put up with him? - Alright. 197 00:06:33,703 --> 00:06:34,670 - Tony. - That's enough. - No, no, no, wait. 198 00:06:34,704 --> 00:06:36,154 I had a couple more poses planned. 199 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:38,743 I was thinkin' somethin' jailhouse. You know how [Sighs] 200 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:40,434 What's up for later? You guys wanna watch a movie? 201 00:06:40,469 --> 00:06:44,404 Ooh a you know Tony and I, we planned a romantic weekend and y'all are just 202 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:45,715 intruding. 203 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,337 Exaaactly. 204 00:06:47,372 --> 00:06:49,754 Oh! I get it! 205 00:06:49,788 --> 00:06:53,171 Y'all bein' freaky. That's why you got on a sexy nurse's outfit and you just 206 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,517 you dressed like Dr. Seuss. 207 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:55,794 Somethin' like that. 208 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:59,108 - Yep. - Ugh, that's nasty. Y'all got kids. 209 00:06:59,142 --> 00:07:01,386 That's how we got kids in the first place. 210 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,113 Now if y'all excuse us, I have a patient that needs an injection. 211 00:07:04,147 --> 00:07:06,529 [Gasps] Lisa? 212 00:07:06,564 --> 00:07:07,944 See ya. 213 00:07:07,979 --> 00:07:09,083 - Uuh. - Bye bye now. 214 00:07:09,118 --> 00:07:10,913 Like spoiled ketchup and mustard bottles. 215 00:07:10,947 --> 00:07:13,571 Tony, this whole role-playin' thing is not workin'. 216 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:14,572 Too many distractions. 217 00:07:14,606 --> 00:07:16,366 No no no. No more distractions. 218 00:07:16,401 --> 00:07:19,335 Now a let me go ahead and put you down on this operation table. 219 00:07:19,369 --> 00:07:21,268 Oh okay good doctor. 220 00:07:21,302 --> 00:07:23,443 Would you like me to disrobe? 221 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,997 No, why don't you just put on one of those sexy robes and leave it untied? 222 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:27,619 [Giggling] You're so [Doorbell rings] 223 00:07:27,654 --> 00:07:30,001 Huh dammit, Tony. 224 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:31,934 Wait you know what, that is just the food. 225 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:34,592 I will tell the driver to kick rocks. 226 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,041 Look, 227 00:07:36,076 --> 00:07:37,629 Anybody order Goober Eats? 228 00:07:37,664 --> 00:07:39,769 [Instrumental Music] 229 00:07:40,011 --> 00:07:42,047 [Instrumental Music] 230 00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:44,049 - Mm mm. - Good huh? 231 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:45,188 - Mm mm. - Did you try this? 232 00:07:45,223 --> 00:07:46,673 - I hear the...Are you finished!? - I didn't try. 233 00:07:47,397 --> 00:07:48,778 [Audience laughter] 234 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:50,366 [Belches] 235 00:07:50,677 --> 00:07:51,954 I guess I am now. 236 00:07:51,988 --> 00:07:54,750 Uh, y'all ain't wanna eat nothin'? What are y'all fastin'? 237 00:07:54,784 --> 00:07:57,166 If we were fastin', we wouldn't of ordered food you 238 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,651 [Stammering] Lisa, Lisa, don't. He,he don't know no better. 239 00:07:59,686 --> 00:08:00,100 Oah. [Stammering] Lisa, Lisa, don't. He,he don't know no better. 240 00:08:00,134 --> 00:08:01,964 Oah. 241 00:08:01,998 --> 00:08:04,104 One thing I do know is this Goober Eats business is a lot harder than just Goober drivin'. 242 00:08:04,138 --> 00:08:07,417 They expect me to ride around, rush and pick up food and deliver it? 243 00:08:07,452 --> 00:08:10,144 Then they get mad if the food is half eaten or cold. 244 00:08:10,179 --> 00:08:12,284 Okay, well maybe you shouldn't eat other people's food, Donnie. 245 00:08:12,319 --> 00:08:15,322 Maybe they shouldn't a ordered all my favorites, Lisa. 246 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:16,806 [Audience laughter] 247 00:08:16,841 --> 00:08:19,429 Think I'm supposed to just drive around smellin' all this deliciousness 248 00:08:19,464 --> 00:08:21,535 and not want a couple bites and steal some for us? 249 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:23,675 Pssht, I got low blood sugar. 250 00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:24,745 [Audience laughter] 251 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:26,229 Question, 252 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:29,025 why are y'all two dressed up like a doctor and a nurse? 253 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:30,786 - Aaaah, - Oah easy, easy. 254 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:32,788 - Um, you wanna take this one? - No, no. you got it. 255 00:08:32,822 --> 00:08:33,996 - You? Me? - You got it. 256 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:35,238 - Oh yeah look, check it out. - That's all you. Ha ha. 257 00:08:35,273 --> 00:08:38,725 Um, you never know when an emergency might arise so we just 258 00:08:38,759 --> 00:08:40,796 like to stay prepared. [Smirks] 259 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:42,625 - Makes perfect sense to me. - It does? 260 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:45,455 Yeah, I dress up like a cop sometimes myself. 261 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:46,940 I'm afraid to ask why. 262 00:08:46,974 --> 00:08:49,425 I'm not afraid to tell you. You be surprised at what people will do to 263 00:08:49,459 --> 00:08:51,185 get out of a ticket. [Laughter] 264 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:53,084 Roger 10 4, we got a 9 11 in progress. 265 00:08:53,118 --> 00:08:56,812 6'5" by the 616. We got a light-skinned red bone and a dark-skinned ninja. 266 00:08:56,846 --> 00:08:59,159 [Audience laughter] 267 00:08:59,193 --> 00:09:00,919 - Uh. - You do know that's illegal, right? 268 00:09:00,954 --> 00:09:02,403 Impersonatin' an officer. 269 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:03,957 Only if you get caught. 270 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:05,165 [Audience laughter] Mm. 271 00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:07,512 Donnie one day they will make a movie about your life. 272 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,790 How to eat like a horse and act like a jackass. 273 00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:12,828 That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. 274 00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:16,486 Says the guy and his wife impersonatin' a doctor and a nurse. Pssht. 275 00:09:16,521 --> 00:09:19,904 Y'all can barely afford health insurance, let alone go to med school. 276 00:09:20,456 --> 00:09:22,078 Donnie...listen, 277 00:09:22,113 --> 00:09:23,770 the real thing is look, 278 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:26,980 Lisa and I are tryin' to have an adults-only weekend. 279 00:09:27,014 --> 00:09:28,429 [Muttering] Yeah. You feel me? 280 00:09:28,844 --> 00:09:30,328 I understand, man. - My man. 281 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,812 You know adults need their alone time. 282 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:33,814 - Sure enough. - Yeah. - So Tony, kick rocks. 283 00:09:33,849 --> 00:09:35,195 - Look, I'm tryin' to tell... - What, what's 284 00:09:35,229 --> 00:09:36,196 He need to know. 285 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,887 How about I kick you in the head? 286 00:09:37,922 --> 00:09:40,407 Is this how you talk to all your patients? 287 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:41,857 You have no bedside manner? 288 00:09:41,891 --> 00:09:44,860 Yeah what I think Tony is tryin' to say is we just 289 00:09:44,894 --> 00:09:45,999 Hold tight. 290 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:47,966 I got another Goober Eats delivery. 291 00:09:48,001 --> 00:09:49,899 I guess I'm havin' ice cream. 292 00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:52,177 [Audience laughter] 293 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,523 Be back later. 294 00:09:53,558 --> 00:09:55,664 No no no no no no. Don't be back. 295 00:09:55,698 --> 00:09:57,424 Uh huh, don't order no more food. 296 00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:59,806 Lisa, I'm a come back for my checkup. 297 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,290 Ooh ooh ooh, check this out. 298 00:10:01,324 --> 00:10:03,016 - See oh yeah no, right there. Right there yeah, that's good. - Right. 299 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,881 [Audience laughter] 300 00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:07,399 I'm sorry. Sorry. 301 00:10:07,434 --> 00:10:12,370 [Instrumental Music] 302 00:10:13,543 --> 00:10:15,373 Somebody call a plumber? 303 00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:18,376 I did. My pipes are clogged. 304 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,068 Oh, nothin' a little auger can't fix. 305 00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:22,173 Now where's the problem at? 306 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:24,071 Underneath the sink, Mr. Plumber. 307 00:10:24,106 --> 00:10:25,486 Do you think you can fix it? 308 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:28,144 There ain't no problem I can't fix cause I'm a do it in the mix. 309 00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:29,801 - Mmm uh hum - [Laughter] 310 00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:31,907 Now let's check this problem out here. 311 00:10:31,941 --> 00:10:35,117 [Toolbox drops] Oh, might I suggest a belt, Mr. Plumber? 312 00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:37,119 Oh my fault. I, I was just tryin' to keep it authentic. 313 00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,430 [Giggling] 314 00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:41,399 You must be awfully thirsty. Would you like a drink? 315 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,366 No no no. I'm good. 316 00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:44,747 Okay, I think I see the problem. 317 00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:46,680 - We're gonna have to replace the copper tubing. - Okay. 318 00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:50,132 Swap out the elbow drain and I need to go outside and check out your water distributor. 319 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,168 Okay Tony, can you drop it with the technical lingo? 320 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:54,067 I know a lot about plumbing. I'm just tryin' to keep it authentic. 321 00:10:54,101 --> 00:10:55,793 Let's just stick to the role-playing, okay? 322 00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:59,244 - I am a lonely housewife trying to be seductive. - Okay. 323 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:02,006 - Got it. Let's do this. - Okay. Alright. A where you going? 324 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,353 - Back to one. - Let's just pick it up from right here. 325 00:11:04,387 --> 00:11:06,976 - Oh. - Okay? Let me get back into character. 326 00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:08,944 [Clears throat] 327 00:11:08,978 --> 00:11:10,462 Action! 328 00:11:10,497 --> 00:11:13,983 - Oh sexy, hot plumber, - Hm. 329 00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:17,331 - You've been working so hard. You're all sweaty and tired. - Mm. 330 00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:18,643 Would you like to take a break? 331 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,991 - I can use some relaxing. - Oh I bet you could. 332 00:11:22,026 --> 00:11:23,786 Would you like a massage? 333 00:11:23,821 --> 00:11:26,858 - Oh, you sure your husband won't mind? - He's at work. 334 00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:29,067 - Mm. - He's always at work. 335 00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:33,727 [Chuckling] Well maybe he's just tryin' to provide for you and your family. 336 00:11:34,314 --> 00:11:36,385 Yeah, but when the cat's away, 337 00:11:36,419 --> 00:11:39,388 the mice will play, okay? [Chuckling] 338 00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:41,286 - You know what I mean? - Okay, um, 339 00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:44,565 Well maybe the lonely housewife should get a job or a hobby or some friends or somethin'. 340 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,189 Then call up pest control so he can stop her sisters from slitherin' around the house 341 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:49,122 eatin' up all the damn food instead of tryin' to seduce the plumber. 342 00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:51,952 What the hell just happened here, Tony? 343 00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:52,953 What are you talkin' about? 344 00:11:52,988 --> 00:11:55,231 You know what I'm talkin' about, Lisa? 345 00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:56,681 Is that what you do when I'm at work? 346 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,236 I've seen the same cable van parked outside for 3 days in a row now. 347 00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:02,791 What van Tony? what are you ta... 348 00:12:02,825 --> 00:12:04,620 We're role-playing, remember? 349 00:12:04,654 --> 00:12:07,105 - Yeah, well I like it better without the cheating. - Ooh, uh uh. 350 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:09,936 - Uh mm Uh mm mm mm, I quit. - What, what? 351 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,247 Wait wait wait. Okay okay okay um, 352 00:12:11,282 --> 00:12:12,732 How about you don't have a husband? 353 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,906 - Okay, you got it. - Alright. Okay. 354 00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:16,805 [Tony clears throat] 355 00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:20,291 Would you like to come upstairs? I think I have some work that needs to be done in the bedroom. 356 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:21,257 Mm let's get it. 357 00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:22,569 Mmm [Doorbell rings] 358 00:12:22,603 --> 00:12:24,536 Dammit. 359 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,884 - Let me get the - Yeah. 360 00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:29,818 It better not be that cable man wantin' to give you his premium package either. 361 00:12:29,852 --> 00:12:31,647 [Laughter] Cut it out, Tony. 362 00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:35,858 Oah! What do you two vampire bats want? This ain't a cave. 363 00:12:35,893 --> 00:12:38,067 Then why do you look like Fat-man? 364 00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:39,689 [Audience laughter] 365 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,347 I don't know what y'all got goin' on up in here but 366 00:12:42,382 --> 00:12:44,936 you need to go put back on your nurse's outfit. 367 00:12:44,971 --> 00:12:47,456 We have moved on. Can't you tell this is a different scene? 368 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,769 Why do I need to be back in my nurse's outfit though? 369 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,150 Well this one dropped the camera 370 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:54,152 and now we lost all the pictures. 371 00:12:54,187 --> 00:12:55,913 That's because you knocked it out of my hand... 372 00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:57,500 [Overlapping shouting] 373 00:12:57,535 --> 00:13:00,296 Alright, alright. Hey, hey, wombats, wombats! 374 00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:01,988 Calm down. 375 00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:04,991 Oah. Oh my God. 376 00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:06,233 Have you heard? 377 00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:08,857 What we didn't hear Cheryl, was the doorbell. 378 00:13:08,891 --> 00:13:11,273 - This is not a good time, Cheryl. - No the robber 379 00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:12,550 is in the neighborhood. 380 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,310 And the police are chasing him right now. 381 00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:15,691 Oh how sexy. Is he fine? 382 00:13:15,725 --> 00:13:17,693 Ooh is it on the news? Turn on the TV. 383 00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:19,729 Do not turn that TV 384 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:21,801 Hey guess what? 385 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:25,045 Someone made a prank order and now I got all this free Indian food. 386 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,357 [Audience laughter] 387 00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:28,117 Oh I know that house. That's right down the street. 388 00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:29,670 - The Johnson's. 389 00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:31,120 Whatcha all watchin' on TV? 390 00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:33,467 The police. They're chasin' a burglar through this neighborhood. 391 00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:34,952 Donnie, get over here with that curry. 392 00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:36,746 Ooh, you got some chicken tiki masala? 393 00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,127 Yeah. 394 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,785 Okay, that's it. Everybody out my damn house. 395 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,407 Oh no no wait, look the police chase. 396 00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:44,237 No no no no no, shut it. 397 00:13:44,271 --> 00:13:47,827 Now all Lis and I wanted was a little alone time and y'all couldn't even give us that. 398 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,069 Could ya, huh? 399 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:50,346 Now take your damn curry goat, 400 00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:52,728 your burglar stores, these 2 sea lions and kick rocks! 401 00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:54,109 - Hoa. I'll be out. - Ooh. [Gasp] 402 00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:56,456 Uh. Oh well I never 403 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,147 Well if you could keep a man you probably would. 404 00:13:58,182 --> 00:14:00,046 Wait, Tony come on. 405 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,737 - Seriously, just - No, no. Look look, I'm on a roll here. 406 00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:04,947 Alright, I feel like half our damn marriage problems are caused by these people 407 00:14:04,982 --> 00:14:06,362 droppin' off they problems on us. 408 00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:08,192 Now get out and stay out. 409 00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:09,538 - Can - Bye. 410 00:14:09,572 --> 00:14:12,610 Ha ha. There, they gone. 411 00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:16,510 So you just gonna turn on our friends, insult my sisters like that? 412 00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:18,098 and just throw everybody out? 413 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:20,307 C'mon, Tony, that's just rude! 414 00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:23,759 So now you're mad at me? Lisa? Lisa? 415 00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:25,899 Wait. 416 00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:28,108 Well unclog your own damn pipes. 417 00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:29,869 [Instrumental Music] 418 00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:32,837 [Instrumental Music] 419 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,770 Oah, 420 00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,393 Come on, Lisa. Really, you're reading? 421 00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:40,086 It's my one weekend with no kids. Clearly 422 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,951 romance isn't happening so I'm catching up on my reading. 423 00:14:42,985 --> 00:14:45,608 No no no no no, romance can happen. Check it out. 424 00:14:45,643 --> 00:14:48,611 [Deep voice] Hey baby, I changed the pipes under the sink. Now let me take a look under 425 00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:51,649 - your - Actually I fixed my own pipes, remember? So no thank you. 426 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,686 Come on, Lisa. I already kicked everybody out and I don't think they're comin' back. 427 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,861 Yeah couldn't you have done it a little nicer? 428 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,105 Nice don't work with them. You've met them people. 429 00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:01,210 Come on, we gotta be direct with them fools. 430 00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:03,109 Lori and Rachel are my sisters, Tony. 431 00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:04,904 Cheryl is my neighbor and friend. 432 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:08,286 And Donnie is always around for some reason. 433 00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:11,048 - So? - So I'm going to have to deal with all of them all the time 434 00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:13,464 and now you put me in this weird position 435 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:15,190 where I have to apologize. 436 00:15:15,224 --> 00:15:18,365 Well they should be the ones apologizin' for always bargin' in. 437 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,264 Yeah but that's how family works. 438 00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:21,817 Everybody leans on each other. 439 00:15:21,851 --> 00:15:23,543 Well I'm just tryin' to lean on you. 440 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:24,716 [Audience laughter] 441 00:15:25,062 --> 00:15:28,928 Look, when was the last time I barged in on one of your sister's cages? 442 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:32,414 I don't know but if we had an emergency, you know they'd be there for us. 443 00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:34,968 Alright. A so what do you want me to do? You want me to apologize? 444 00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:36,970 No I just, I don't want you to do anything, Tony. 445 00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:39,455 - I just want to be left alone, for now. - Lisa? 446 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:42,251 Come on, girl. Oah. 447 00:15:42,286 --> 00:15:43,666 Ughm. 448 00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:47,808 Well looks like it's just me and you. Whatchu wanna do? 449 00:15:47,843 --> 00:15:49,569 [Audience laughter] 450 00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:53,159 [Instrumental Music] 451 00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:54,884 Hold it right there, Miss. 452 00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:57,991 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you. Now 453 00:15:58,026 --> 00:15:59,441 stand up. Let me pat you down. 454 00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:00,407 [Audience laughter] 455 00:16:00,442 --> 00:16:02,375 Oh okay, you know what? 456 00:16:02,409 --> 00:16:05,481 A for effort Tony, but this weekend is spoiled. 457 00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,828 Wait wait woa woa, is this because of the thing I did earlier? 458 00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:11,039 Uh now listen, I will call everybody and apologize 459 00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:12,833 for what I said. You won't even have to deal with them. 460 00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:15,802 No, I mean it really isn't that, Tony. I just 461 00:16:15,836 --> 00:16:18,115 I think the spark is gone. 462 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:19,840 - The spark is gone? - Mm hm. 463 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,532 - With us? - Mm hm. 464 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:24,535 - And it can't be relit? - I mean I don't know. 465 00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:28,021 I think maybe this is just what happens when couples are married for so long. 466 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,679 Why do you keep sayin' that? Girl we are still young. 467 00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:33,751 Now come on. Let's give it one more shot. I'm already dressed. Go throw somethin' on. 468 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:34,648 Like what? 469 00:16:34,683 --> 00:16:36,202 Come on, put on a business suit. 470 00:16:36,236 --> 00:16:38,998 You can be a high-powered executive that got busted for insider trading. 471 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,103 Ooh, like Martha Stewart. 472 00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,588 - Mm hm. - And then you can bust into my cell 473 00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:44,589 Uhm. 474 00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:45,970 And then I just, I'm, I'm a make you a cake. 475 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,316 - Ooh. - Or what about a pie? 476 00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:48,869 - That's what I'm talkin' about. - Wait... 477 00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:50,457 Is that a helicopter? 478 00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:53,426 Baby you are really gettin' into this role-playing 479 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,427 thing, huh? 480 00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:56,187 No, the helicopter was not in the budget. 481 00:16:56,222 --> 00:16:58,258 [Propellers whirring] 482 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,571 What the hell is goin' on out here? 483 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:01,434 That's right. 484 00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,091 You'll never take me alive. 485 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,506 Uh huh. You don't know who you messin' with. 486 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:07,302 I'm from Bompton, fool. That's why I'm- 487 00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:09,856 [Audience laughter] 488 00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:12,824 Okay, okay. You got me. You got me. 489 00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:14,550 Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. I give up. 490 00:17:14,585 --> 00:17:16,000 Plea, please don't hurt me. Please. 491 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,106 Plea, okay I know the position already...cool. 492 00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:21,419 Great job, officer. 493 00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:23,490 How'd you know to come up in this yard, man? 494 00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:26,286 A Roger, 10 4. 7 8 9 5. 495 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:28,288 [Audience laughter] 496 00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:29,531 Sounds good. 497 00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:30,980 We'll take it from here. 498 00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,982 [Muffled groaning] 499 00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:35,744 - You'll never... - Hey fellas, he's back here. 500 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:38,126 Black power player. 501 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,921 Okay, Tony. 502 00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:42,785 That was really sexy. 503 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,270 Hm hm, you like that? 504 00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:46,686 Yeah, officer. I think you better take me upstairs for questioning. 505 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,688 If we go upstairs, I'm probably gonna need some handcuffs. 506 00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:51,518 Okay see now if we do that we're gonna need a 507 00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:52,450 safe word. 508 00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:53,451 How about kick rocks? 509 00:17:53,486 --> 00:17:54,487 [Audience laughter] 510 00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:55,971 You can just take your wife upstairs. 511 00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:57,938 Yeah, let's hurry up so you can assume the position. 512 00:17:57,973 --> 00:18:00,527 [Giggling] 513 00:18:01,321 --> 00:18:04,497 [Instrumental Music] 514 00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:06,395 Tony! 515 00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:08,328 Whew! Last night was... 516 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:10,641 Amazing, spectacular, life-changing? 517 00:18:10,675 --> 00:18:14,196 I was going to say great but we'll go with life-changing. 518 00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:17,337 [Chuckling] And don't worry, I already called all of our friends this 519 00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:18,890 morning and apologized for yelling. 520 00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:20,754 I'm sure they'll be droppin' by unannounced any moment 521 00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:21,790 and there's one right there. 522 00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:22,308 Hm. 523 00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:24,033 Oh my God, 524 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:27,244 I can't believe the pursuit ended in your backyard. Were you so scared? 525 00:18:27,278 --> 00:18:30,523 Of course not. I had my Tony to protect me. 526 00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,697 I was actually quite scared, Cheryl. Thanks for asking. 527 00:18:32,732 --> 00:18:35,044 [Doorbell rings] Oh, it's probably my sisters. 528 00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:38,876 - Coffee? - Ooh. Yes please, officer Stallworth. 529 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,671 Okay, tone it down a notch. I'm a married man. 530 00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,224 Yeah no I, I heard that. 531 00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:43,260 [Audience laughter] 532 00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:44,537 Yeah. 533 00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:47,540 Alright, you ready to see our picture? 534 00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:49,473 I thought vampires didn't show up in pictures. 535 00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:50,715 [Audience laughter] 536 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,234 Besides, ain't Rachel's phone busted? 537 00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:53,408 Like your face? 538 00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:55,064 [Audience laughter] 539 00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:57,653 I knew a girl who knew a guy who knew a girl who had a 540 00:18:57,688 --> 00:18:59,966 cousin who owed them a favor so, 541 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,140 got my phone fixed. 542 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:04,729 And, wait for it... 543 00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:06,800 Ta-dah! 544 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:10,079 What do you think? 545 00:19:10,114 --> 00:19:12,599 Yeah, if I was your parents, I'd keep that picture outside the house. 546 00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:15,430 Shut up LeBron Lames. 547 00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:16,776 Good. 548 00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:18,364 Mm. 549 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,401 Well, I got fired. 550 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:24,887 What kind of a goober gets fired from Goober Eats? 551 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,130 [Laughter] 552 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,133 What kind of red bone can't find love at home? 553 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,065 [Audience laughter] 554 00:19:30,099 --> 00:19:32,481 I'm not fired yet, per se. 555 00:19:32,516 --> 00:19:34,725 Huh, but when they realize I ain't been makin' them deliveries, 556 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,830 You can't be stealin' people's food, Donnie. 557 00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:38,763 Borrowed. 558 00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,731 Ya'll eat what you can and I'll deliver the rest. 559 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,250 Ooh. 560 00:19:42,284 --> 00:19:44,286 - Yes! - But ya'll save me the pickled pig feet. That's mine. 561 00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:45,494 This is mine. 562 00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:46,392 I already took it. 563 00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:48,532 [Instrumental Music] 564 00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:50,568 No, no. Honestly believe it or not, 565 00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:54,641 Tony's been goin' just over the top in the romance department lately. 566 00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:57,265 I'm serious. 567 00:19:57,299 --> 00:20:00,475 Girl, he did a half-naked impression of D'Angelo. 568 00:20:00,509 --> 00:20:02,201 [Audience laughter] 569 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,857 What's all that noise? Are you throwin' up? 570 00:20:03,892 --> 00:20:05,134 [Audience laughter] 571 00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,861 Let me call you back. Tony just walked in. 572 00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:09,932 Wha, are you throwin' up again? 573 00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:11,624 Who are you talkin' to? 574 00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:13,212 Just Rachel. 575 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,524 Rachel? I didn't know you spoke werewolf? 576 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:16,698 [Audience laughter] 577 00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:18,734 Tony, what's in the bag? 578 00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:20,909 Mm mm mm. Not Tony, Antonio. 579 00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:21,806 [Audience laughter] 580 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:23,808 Didn't I fire you as my cabana boy? 581 00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:26,811 Yes, but I got a new job as a Goober Eats driver. 582 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:29,607 And my first mission was to pick up some tasty treats 583 00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:31,333 for Señora Stallworth. 584 00:20:31,368 --> 00:20:33,439 Oh, well what you got? 585 00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:34,819 Chocolate cake. 586 00:20:34,854 --> 00:20:36,096 Ooh. 587 00:20:36,442 --> 00:20:38,651 Chocolate brownie with macadamia nuts. 588 00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:40,963 Ooh I love those nuts. 589 00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:43,483 And a fresh can of whipped cream 590 00:20:43,518 --> 00:20:44,726 with the cherries on top. 591 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,521 What do you think you're gonna do...with that? 592 00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:48,833 I'm gonna make me a Lisa sundae or in this case, Monday. 593 00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:49,869 Come here, girl. 594 00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:51,111 - No, you not. - Real quick. 595 00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:52,181 - Come on. Let me just get a little squirt. - Stop it. 596 00:20:52,216 --> 00:20:53,182 [Instrumental Music] 597 00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:53,735 Aow. 598 00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:56,496 [Instrumental Music] 599 00:20:56,979 --> 00:21:00,155 [Instrumental Music]